"The" Story

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Chapter 3 : Verdict

The Prosecution stated :
"The accused was caught thinking of escaping the UnderCity City of LesBif, of which, under no circumstances, shall a kidnap victim escape, lest the victim is threatened of life. But clearly this is not the case. The Accused managed to get out scoot free from her kidnapper's den, naked and all."
At this point, the prosecuter rolled his eyes and stole a look at the still naked Yoriko in the cage.
"The Accused was picked up by the UnderCity City of LesBif Thought Police Department, Also known as the UCCLTPD, and was transported here via the UnderCity City of LesBif Bereau of Slavery Bus. Court Scribe, please note that down"

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Yoriko stated her case. Or at least, tried to. The prosecution (known as Mr. Toaf, but often mistyped as Mr. Toad) always had an objection. And it was NEVER Overruled, whereas, Yoriko's objections had ALWAYS been overruled.
Finally, she came to her last thing on her mind.
"Your Honor, " she started
"That's Your honor, of high disembowelment and high praise to you, the accused" Judge Yduj told her sharply
"Your honor, of high disembowelment and high praises, I am not from here. Just... just let me go!" Yoriko pleaded.
"That all for your final statement, Accused?" Judge Yduj enquired.
Without waiting for a reply, she continued,
"Of course it has to be. Jury, make your verdict now."
The jury discused for a while, and simultaneously, they pronounced the word : Guilty as charged. And Guilty as NOT CHARGED as well.
Judge Yduj cleared her throat.
"Yoriko Noda, aged 16, is found guilty of trying to escape being a kidnap victim. For this, I sentence her to lifetime slavery in the UnderCity City of LesBif." She said in a clear voice.
"Thank you for your appearence in Court. The UnderCity City of LesBif is proudly sponsored by The Onidraco Corp. For all your biological needs." She pronouced clearly, and slowly.

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